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"That Will Probably Be Enough"

Thu Aug 27, 2009, 2:25 AM
  • Mood: Panic
  • Listening to: Worf's Revenge - Voltaire
  • Drinking: Coffee
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◄ ENTRY ►

I didn’t die.

I went back to school.
My computer died.
I got a new computer.
I joined Facebook. (Add me if you like. Just search metaphoric-dawn@hotmail.com)

Looksie what I have:


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OH JOY.
8D



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Stereotype Quiz

Sat Feb 28, 2009, 6:44 PM
  • Mood: Jealous

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◄ ENTRY ►

Stereotype quiz, for the lulz.
Stole it from :iconoriginal-aftermath:


-x-


[x] I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
[ ] I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
[ ] I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
[ ] I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
[ ] I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
[ ] I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
[ ] I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
[ ] I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[ ] I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
[ ] I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
[ ] I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
[x] I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
[x] I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
[ ]I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
[ ] I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
[x] I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
[x] I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
[ ] I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
[ ] I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
[ ] I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
[ ] I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
[ ] I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
[ ] I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
[ ] I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
[ ] I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
[ ] I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
[ ] I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
[ ] I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
[ ] I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
[ ] I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
[ ] I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
[x] I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
[x] I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
[ ] I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
[ ] I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
[ ] I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
[ ] I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
[ ] I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
[ ] I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
[ ] I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
[ ] I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin
[x] I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
[ ] I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
[ ] I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
[x] I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
[x] I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist (Vegan actually)
[x] I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
[ ] I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
[ ] I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
[ ] I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
[x] I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
[ ] I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool
[ ] I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi
[x] I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
[ ] I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
[ ] I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
[ ] I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
[ ] I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
[ ] I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
[ ] I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
[ ] I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
[x] I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
[x] I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
[x] I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly… or crazy.
[ ] I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
[x] I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
[x] I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
[ ] I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
[ ] I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
[ ] I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
[ ] I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
[ ] I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
[ ] I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
[ ] I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
[ ] I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
[ ] I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
[x] I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
[ ] I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
[ ] I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
[x] I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
[ ] I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
[ ] I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
[ ] I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
[x] I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
[ ] I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
[ ] I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
[ ] I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
[ ] I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
[ ] I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
[ ] I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
[ ] I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
[ ] I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
[ ] I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
[ ] I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
[ ] I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
[x] I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
[x] I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
[x] I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
[ ] I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
[x] I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
[x] I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
[x] I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
[ ] My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
[x] I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
[ ] I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
[x] I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
[ ] I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
[ ] I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
[ ] I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
[ ] I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
[x] I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
[x] I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
[ ] I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
[ ] I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
[x] I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
[ ] I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
[ ] I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
[x] I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
[ ] I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
[ ] I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
[ ] I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
[ ] I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
[ ] I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
[x] I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
[ ] I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
[x] I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
[ ] I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities
[x] I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
[x] I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
[ ] I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
[x] I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
[x] I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
[x] I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
[x] I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
[ ] I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
[ ] I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
[ ] I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
[ ] I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
[ ] I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
[x] I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
[x] I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
[ ] I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
[ ] I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
[x] I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
[ ] I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
[x] I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. .
[x] I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
[ ] I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
[x] I like GAMES, CARTOONS and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
[ ] I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
[x] I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
[ ] I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
[ ] I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
[x] I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
[ ] I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
[ ] I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
[x] I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
[ ] I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
[ ] I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
[ ] I DRINK, so I MUST have no life.
[x] I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
[ ] I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
[x] I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
[ ] I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.



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• Blegh.



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How Much I'm Worth

Fri Jan 23, 2009, 7:22 PM
  • Mood: Emotional

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◄ ENTRY ►


BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING IT.
Baa.

-x-

Natural Hair Colour:
[x] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other-$75
Total: $100


Eye Colour:
[ ] Brown - $50
[x] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $150
[ ] Hazel - $100
[ ] Other - $15
Total so far: $175


Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[x] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[ ] Under 5′4 - $24

Total so far: $260



Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $360


Birth Order:

[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[x] First Born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[] third born - $550
[ ] fourth born - $300
[ ] fifth born - $400
[ ] sixth born -$215

Total so far: $680


Drink?
[ ] I did like twice - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[x] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[ ] No - $667

Total so far: $895


Vision?
[x] Perfect vision - $400
[ ] Need or have glasses/ contacts but don’t wear them - $200
[ ] No correction - $100
[ ] Glasses - $50
[ ] Contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $1295

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[ ] 7 to 10 - $500
[x] Under 7- $450

Total so far: $1745


Favourite Colours (two):
[x] Green-$750
[ ] Red - $600
[x] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[ ] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[x] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500

Total so far: $2595


Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[x] Nope - $1000
[ ] Some- $750

Final Total: $3595


-x-


That’s not really that expensive when you look at the highest you can get.
I’m cheeeeeeeeeap.
D:




◄ IN OTHER NEWS ►
• Rewatched PT for the fourth time: I’m still upset about Fakir and Duck/Ahiru…. –sniffle-
• WAICON <3



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Life Soundtrack Meme

Sat Jan 17, 2009, 1:24 AM
  • Mood: Humor
  • Listening to: Gay Bar - 'lectric Six
  • Reading: The Hunger Games
  • Watching: Breakfast at Tiffany's
  • Playing: GTA IV
  • Eating: Mango
  • Drinking: Agrum

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I’ve done this before I’m sure.
But it no longer exists so I thought I’d do a new one.

You know how it works.
c:

-x-

OPENING CREDITS: “Captain Planet Theme”
COMMENTS: Oh sweet jebus. I laughed as soon as I heard the ‘Earth!’, it just seems oddly appropriate….

WAKING UP: “Tear Away” by Drowning Pool
COMMENTS: Uh….. Cool xD;;;

FIRST DAY AT SCHOOL: “Heaven Help Us” by My Chemical Romance
COMMENTS: Ahahahah <3
Pretty much.

FALLING IN LOVE: “Kiss” by Prince
COMMENTS: I do not lie, seriously.
What are the odds?

FIGHT SONG: “The Lost Woods”- Legend Of Zelda; Ocarina Of Time
COMMENTS: Ummm…. I dunno’ what to say about that one.
It’s kick ass music though.
SARIAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

BREAKING UP: “So Long And Thanks For All The Fish” by Neil Hannon
COMMENTS: I’M. NOT. KIDDING.
8D ohdeargodit’swonderful.

PROM (YEAR 12 DANCE?): “Caramell Dansen”
COMMENTS: yesplz.

GRADUATION: “Don’t Stand So Close To Me” by The Police
Comments: YOUNG TEACHER. THE SUBJECT.
-sings-
One of the best songs e.v.e.r.
For serious.

Kate at Graduation: “;n; GET AWAY FROM ME *push*“

LIFE: “Me Ole Bamboo” from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
COMMENTS: Dick Van Dyke is a legend.
I love this song. Watched this movie yesterday.
IT’S HAPPY AND UPBEAT, SO, MY LIFE WILL BE THE SAME.
8D

MENTAL BREAKDOWN: “She Was Dead”
COMMENTS: Lyrically appropriate?
Maybe if it was ‘HE Was Dead’.
You decide.

DRIVING: “Rhythm Bandits” by Junior Senior
COMMENTS: WATCH OUT. WE ARE. RHYTHM. BANDITS. WOO! B-B-B-BANDITS!!
-dances-

‘nuff said.

FLASHBACK: “Bohemian Rhapsody” by Queen.
COMMENTS: OH HECK YES.

GETTING BACK TOGETHER: “Rebel Prince” by Rufus Wainwright.
COMMENTS: Kinda works, kinda works.
Love this song to death <3

-hum-
“To rid my dirty mind…”

WEDDING: “Must Be Dreaming” by Frou Frou
COMMENTS: I wasn’t aware I was a romantic.
o_o

BIRTH OF CHILD: “What’s Up People” by Maximum The Hormone
COMMENTS: I’MFOSTERINGMYLITTLEANIMEFANCHILDALREADY.

FINAL BATTLE: “Death Wish” by Gackt.
COMMENTS: … Holy crap.

DEATH SCENE: “ Put A Banana In your Ear” from (Ishouldn’tevenhavetosaythis) Charlie The Unicorn
COMMENTS: “A banana in my ear?!”
8D

Dignified death?
-cough-

FUNERAL SONG: “The ‘Mine’ Song” from LazyTown
COMMENTS: BUAHAHAHAHA.
I dunno’.
-shrug-

END CREDITS: “I’ve Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts” by Monty Python
COMMENTS: -cries with joy-




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• WAICON.



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Waicon

Tue Jan 13, 2009, 1:11 AM
  • Mood: Humor

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◄ ENTRY ►

[link]

It’s going to rock.
I missed out on Supanova last year.
Quinton Flynn was there, I cried.

I'm NOT missing this one.

Anyone else going?





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